Stop 010: Infinitus Pie (Auraria)

Infinitus Pie

Location:  Auraria Campus- 900 Auraria Pkwy, Unit 229  Denver, CO  80204

This has to be the most average pizza I have consumed since arriving in Denver.  Starting as a food truck, they now sling pies out of 3 stable locations with the hopes of turning into a franchise.  I think this idea proves that they are already to concerned with the financial side of the pizza business when they should still be concerned with putting more  energy into  improving this average pizza.  With that in mind, they definitely have the potential to be successful because if their goal is to be a national pizza chain, the quality of their product is not important as long as it is "passable", which it certainly is...  Infinitus Pie only offers 8" personal pizzas, which is perfect for lunch, and they have a decent selection of toppings, hence the name Infinitus Pie.  Now more about the pizza... it has a cornmeal dusted crust, which can be a nice change of pace, the problem lies within the mundane flavor the infinitus pie kicks toward the consumer.  This cute 6 slice pie got boring by slice #2.   I'll admit my first slice was agreeable, but after that, eating this pizza felt like being in a stale relationship.  It was easy enough to continue, but I asked myself why am I still doing this by the time I consumed my 4th slice.  It was easy enough to finish, but I will continue to look for better pizzas.

Stop 009: Enzo's End Pizzeria

Enzo's End

Location:  3424 E. Colfax Ave.  Denver, CO


Enzo's End is a true pizzeria with a simple dining area and basic pizza shop decor.  Eating at Enzo's End equates to listening to a classic Rolling Stones record, while dining in one of its trendy contemporary pizza shop competitors is comparable to listening to Kenny G. on Pandora.  Enzo's End makes some of the best thin crust style pizza in Denver.  I am confident that their pizza could travel down I-70E and battle any thin crust pie in the Midwest.

Enzo's wants its customers to understand 3 key points
1. The Sauce: They use a California vine ripe tomato sauce- no sugar added
(they use plenty of sauce, and it has just enough zest to make you wipe up any excess sauce that drips onto your plate with whatever remaining crust you have)
2.  The Crust:  Is homemade thin crust, with the richest hearth flavor
(no argument here, nice and crisp yet hearthy)
3.  Cheese/toppings:  They offer 33 premium toppings and the finest natural mozzarella
(the variety of toppings sampled all met the Denver Pizza Train's standards for quality, and I was guilty of pulling a little cheese off a neighboring slice which I only do if the cheese is worth a damn)

If you want an adult beverage with your pizza, you are in for a treat, unless you are a snob...  Enzo's has a secret passageway which leads into a charming little dive bar called the PS Lounge.  This dimly lit lounge features an intimate atmosphere, cheap drinks, decent jukebox, and is famous for giving out free roses to customers of the female species.

PS LOUNGE IS CASH ONLY!

ENZO'S END IS CLOSED ON TUESDAYS!

Stop 008: Patxi's

Patxi's "deep dished"

Location:  185 Steele St.  Denver, CO  80206

Hey Chicago natives, let's set one ting straight, I am not an "expert" on "getting deep dished"!   I also do not need certification to talk about a style of pizza that originates in the land of Lincoln, but I will offer you a slice of my deep dish background.   My first deep dish encounter was at a Pizzeria Uno connected to a mall outside of Cleveland, Ohio.  However, as I grew to be a man I had traveled to Chicago many times and tried some of your deep dish heavyweights like Giordano's, Lou Malnati's, and Gino's East...  therefore I understand what to expect from a Chicago-style deep dish.  With that said, I don't see deep dish getting much better in Denver than Patxi's.  It had a crisp yet flaky crust, and a  heavy base of quality cheese lying underneath a solid chunky tomato sauce.  I think the crust could have more butter or seasoning, but at the same time it does not need to steal the show from the hefty innards that define a Chicago style deep dish pizza.  Please don't complain about the time it takes to bake, that is what makes it deep dish.  (These pies are not sent down a conveyer belt every 8 minutes) The staff at Patxi's is not hiding anything from you, after ordering a deep dish pizza they will soundly inform you to expect a  40-45 minute bake time...  so try to hold an engaging conversation or ignore the person you are dining with and send someone else a 40 minute stream of meaningless text messages.

*  Patxi's allows dine in guests the opportunity to call in their order to decrease the wait time
*  Patxi's offers a vegan deep dish with vegan cheese

Stop 007: Black Jack Pizza

Black Jack Pizza

Location:  2443 S. University Blvd.  Denver, CO 80210

So unlike most casino blackjack, the house is always gonna win when you drop money on a BlackJack Pizza, because it just isn't very good, and that's fine.  I went into this one looking for a cheap post drinking pizza, and expected the quality to be somewhere in the ballpark of Domino's.  It was, and at $11.99 for an extra large one item pizza, the price was right. The XL was enough to feed a combined weight of 400 lbs. worth of people.  BlackJack Pizza is fine when you eat it, but the time that passes after eating this pizza is closely related to the increase of pizza regret you will feel.  Its the kind of pizza that digests slow enough to make you constantly reconsider how many slices you decided to eat.  The cheese is of a low end pizza chain quality, which helps to keep the price down.  They are quite generous with their pepperoni distribution as you can see from the photo above.  This pizza also has that classic lousy slice that cheap chain pizzas tend to frequently offer.  If you look at the photo above you can see a slice that looks like it was hit with a blunt object prior to delivery.  The crust was of the pan variety, and left a significant grease footprint in the box post consumption.   BlackJack Pizza is capable of being sufficient upon the original time of consumption, but it's value slips as it sits in your stomach.  I will not order this sober, but I will play another hand of BlackJack Pizza at some point in my life.