Stop 027: Pudge Bros. (Capital Hill)

Pudge Bros.

Location:  3434  E. 12th Ave.  Denver, CO

Pudge Bros. uses the kind of marketing strategy that says  if you make pizza available, people will eat it at least once, and even if it sucks, at least we got them to buy it once,  and that is good enough for me. I was pretty hungry when I stopped at Pudge Bros. and purchased 2 slices of cheese pizza.   They were priced at $2 each, which if the quality was anywhere on the spectrum, I would consider it to be a good deal.  After my first slice I thought, this isn't very good, but its okay.  After my second slice I thought, this isn't very good, actually... it fucking sucks!  Here is the breakdown...   The sauce is straight out of a giant Garden Food Service can.  The cheese is a thick sheet of sodium fueled cheapness, and if you pull too hard,  it all comes off like a wet chewy wad that would be better used to caulk a bathtub.  When you are done eating, there is a strong aftertaste of table salt.  The crust is weak.  This pizza sucks!